with SCHUYLER GRANT, NIKKI VILELLA, + ALEX AUDER
APRIL 13—20, 2024
It’s too good to be true!
(You must say: I do).
There’s no better place
To don jungle lace.
A throuple of old ladies (well some more than others)
Will most surely fulfill all of your druthers.
Is hot, sweaty yoga your idea of a good time?
Or Costa Rican rum - with a garnish of lime?
Perhaps you hanker for two surf sessions a day?
After 20 years on the Osa, we know how to play.
Waterfalls, horses, a cornucopia of food,
Hammocks and swimming pools if low key is your mood.
Nikki and Schuyler lovingly kicking your booty.
Alex waxing poetic (and her booty hirsutey).
So quick - pack your bags
And join us old hags!
If you love getting wet,
This retreat’s a sure bet.
A little about the surf: This is one of the warmest, most pristine spots in Central America. It's a perfect place both for newbies to learn to surf and for experienced surfers to rip it up without any agro locals dropping in on them. The private beach break at Boca Sombrero is ideal for beginner and intermediate level surfers. No rocks! (A few miles away is Matapalo—a world class point break). If you're not a surfer—and determined not to be converted during our week together—you'll have plenty to keep you busy. Besides the copious yoga, near the retreat center you will discover waterfalls, gorgeous hiking trails, and tide pools. And we can all meet up at the sweetest bar south of the border.
DISCLAIMER: If you venture to the wilds of the Osa, you might quit your day job and go permanently off the grid. Don't blame us. You've been warned.
Includes: accommodation; 2 yoga classes daily; meals.
Not included: extras (massage, surfing lessons, board rental); flights; taxi to retreat center.
All pricing listed is per person.
Please check with Jen before submitting payment to ensure your lodging choice is available.
Please take a moment to review our cancellation policy, as there are NO exceptions. For cancellations up to 21 days prior to the start of an event, workshop, training, or retreat, there will be a $800 processing fee; the remainder will be credited to your Union.fit Kula account to use for classes or future events. No refunds or credits will be issued less than 21 days from the start of an event, workshop, training, or retreat.You are required to purchase travel insurance to protect your investment. We use www.squaremouth.com, which is an aggregator site (similar to Skyscanner) you can use to book the most appropriate policy for your trip. Please reach out with questions.
Platform tents [no A/C]
(thatched roof, small porch, private outdoor sink/shower with adjacent bathroom facility nearby):
Single: $2850Casa Playa [no A/C]
(open construction house with giant loft, large living room and open plan bathroom downstairs; ladies only; swimming pool open to all retreat guests):
Your own bed in shared, open air loft: $2550Casa Troya [no A/C]
(open construction house facing the ocean; two bedrooms on upper floor with kitchen and bath plus large porch on first floor; bedrooms are separated via a screen so best for solo flyers or friends):
Double: $2550ppCasa Rio [no A/C]
(two bedrooms, Ocean room is much larger; open construction house featuring small private dipping pool, kitchen/living area, and shared bathroom):
Ocean Room single: $3850*ocean room sold out
Ocean Room double: $2850pp
Jungle Room single: $3550
Jungle Room double: $2350ppCasa Edmundo [no A/C]
(two story, private ocean view house adjacent to Boca Sombrero; beautifully crafted/outfitted for a couple; bedroom upstairs and large kitchen/lounge area on first floor):
Triple: $2150pp [email Jen to discuss layout for 3 friends interested in sharing; this house has a king bed upstairs that cannot be made into separate beds and a sofa bed/pullout on the ground level]Casa Monika [has A/C in both rooms]
(one story, jungle view house with two bedrooms; open construction layout featuring shared kitchen/living area, and shared bathroom):
Double: $2550pp***As some of you know, we've spent many a retreat season on this property! It changed hands this past year and the new owners are in the process of adding some beautiful open-air houses in place of some of the platform tents. When we have the complete details on these new additions to the property, we will post them for sale as part of the retreat inventory. We will update this page if and when we know for certain!***
anytime on April 13Depart:
anytime on April 20*please inquire if you would like suggestions for extending your trip either at Boca Sombrero or elsewhere in Costa Rica.
One flight to SJO
(San Jose, Costa Rica)
Connecting flight to Puerto Jimenez, Costa Rica.
We recommend using Sansa for the connecting flight.
You need 2 hours between flights to make the connection.
Therefore: plan to land in San Jose before 12 noon if you want to make the trip in one day. Suggestions for an overnight in San Jose:
1) We usually stay at the Marriott San Jose in ALAJUELA. Next door to the airport and very easy for early connections.
2) This Marriott Hacienda Belen is Nikki's preferred spot to overnight, too!
Please do not book an international flight without first looking over the local flight options to Puerto Jimenez the day you wish to connect.